Funny Kids

These kids crack me up...2 recent Facebook posts:

I asked Joy if she wanted to go caroling. She asked, "Will we have to bring our gun?" I asked her what exactly she thought we would do when we went caroling. She said, "Shoot a deer." I'm no sure how she got that one mixed up!

I was just making biscuits with Paul. We measured a few ingredients by weight. Then Paul asked how many grams of buttermilk we needed. I told him we would not be measuring it by weight but by volume. He asked, "We're going to see how loud it is?"